bhristmas

The way real bloods call 'Christmas'

Steve: Ey man Merry Christmas!
Jay: Nah dawg, Merry Bhristmas
Steve: What?
Jay: It's Bhristmas b, I'm a blood!!

by Jakawiti December 27, 2016

bisto

The process of shitting yourself in a jacuzzi.

Everyone get out of the tub! Andy's just done a bisto!!

by Meaty November 19, 2006

bistec con bigote

Spanish, literally translates to: beef steak with moustache. Is chilean slang for vagina.

Customer: "I'll have the bistec con bigote."
Waiter: "The whorehouse is next door."

by Josue123 April 24, 2006

bister

a big soul sister

I was all up in da club last night hittin on some fine bisters.

by brooke December 18, 2003

Bistek

A nonexistent word originating in the southmost tip of Texas. Beef Steak is thinly sliced meat used on a local cuisine called Tacos. The raza of the region can't pronounce beef steak because they got too much of Mexico in them.....so it comes out as Bistek instead of Beef Steaks.

"Jes sir can you pease give me an order of tacos de bistek"

by @CheVato February 13, 2019

Bistromathics

See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.

Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.

by Jonathan December 1, 2004

bisto kid

One who sniffs the air and enjoys the smell of a good bisto fart

"Aah Bisto! ", called a bisto kid as the rotten smell of a bisto fart hit his nasal passage.

by rob Hogarth December 9, 2007