Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

by Zuggy April 10, 2011

Both Pipes

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse with a female utilising both the anus and the vagina.

Often used as an expression of lustful intent towards a particularly attractive female or as a definition of overall sexiness.

"Yeah, she's well fit...she'd get it both pipes!"

"Both Pipes IMO"

by sasa savic December 7, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.

i just john wilkes booth'd your mom

by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

Nudie booth

It's great! It's booth and theres a glass between you and some chick. And she puts on a show for you for like $10.

After Jay paid the chick in the nudy booth $10, she put a show on for him.

by Silent Bob January 27, 2004

butters both sides of the bread

a bisexual person that regularly partakes in hetrosexual and homosexual experiences

Phil: i saw mike holding hands with jim. last week he was fucking that girl.
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread

by thisisbatcountry May 13, 2005

booth

(noun) a small, enclosed space in a recording studio (similar to Superman-style telephone booth). Usually used for recording vocal tracks, for separation (sound-proofed).

"Everytime I step in the booth, I spit the truth"

by Christopher Loomis September 23, 2005

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008