Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills

Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Bepos

The male reproductive organ, the penis, but in Greek and danker.

The word bepos may also be used as a substitute for any other word.

wow this guy is using his bepos correctly
what the frick that's so bepos

by LargeBeposMan October 13, 2018

bezoar

An intestinal obstruction, usually in goats or cattle, but sometimes in humans. A trichobezoar is a ball of hair, and a phytobezoar forms around an undigestible object, like rocks or chewing gum.

"The autopsy revealed the presence of a trichobezoar in the girl's intestine... she had been eating her long fringe."

by Bennett Foddy September 21, 2003

bozosity

To do something dumb, stupidity, ridiculous, or foolish...

"The reason people use a small font is twofold: first, that they don’t know their material well enough; second, they think that more text is more convincing. Total bozosity." As used by Guy Kawasaki in one of his blog postings

by Ernie A. Cevallos October 1, 2007

Benzos

The term for taking Benzodiazepine tablets.

I'm going to go home and drop a few benzos, go to sleep and hope I don't wake up.

by Shroomsyy June 2, 2018

Bevostated

A state of extreme inhebriation usually resulting in a good night and a headache.

Someone: Did you go out last night?

Someone else: Yer, got pyar bevostated lidda

by Jimmyjazzjimbo November 8, 2008

Bozosity

The state of dealing with bozos.

I can not figure these darn people out, this is bozosity!

by Dude It’s Me! January 28, 2019