Bernie Pal

Any person who has spent any time at a certain girl's camp in sundridge who spends most of her time eating cheese, trading silly bands (no matter what age the camper may be), trying to guess what the next meal might be and complaining about the weather, and are confused about things such as running water, mild showers, technology and boys. Hence why they obsess over maintenance and kitchen staff.

Girl #1: It's too hot and sunny out today! I don't want to be outside!
Girl #2: You're such a Bernie Pal.

Girl #1: OMG. I just had a Bernie Pal moment. That guy on the tractor is so good looking.

Girl #1: What's electricity?

by EponineTheOdd August 18, 2010

twig and two berries

a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries

You hit me in the twig and two berries

by yo May 13, 2004

Bernie Lomax

In "Weekend at Bernie's" the lead character Bernie Lomax dies. For some reason his body moves when music is played. So when a friend passes out at a bar and reawakens during loud music and starts drunk dancing it is the Bernie Lomax.

Derock drank 4 gin and tonics in 30 minutes and passes out. Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" comes on he gets up and starts rockin' out. He just pulled a Bernie Lomax.

by Ed and Derek March 30, 2006

glitter berries

berries that fill your mouth with beautiful sparkling glitter when you bite into them, and make you act weird until you spread your shimmering wings and fly away. Consuming of these may result into having to get your stomach pumped

"Quinn acts like she's on glitter berries.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003

dinggle berries

When shit gets stuck to the hair behind your balls after you take a shit.

I guess i didnt wipe good enough, i've got some mad dinggle berries.

by bennyBb May 29, 2007

Dangle Berries

Dangle Berries are the result off an unproperly wiped arse, also known as chum nuts. Or in planer words, pieces of poo caught on your bum hairs

I was having a bit of a sesh with the old woman the other night, turned her over and her arse was covered in dangle berries.

by Stevie Badman C February 25, 2009

Bernied

Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.

The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated

by Richard Ponce December 30, 2004