Bergerock

Slang coined in the late nineties by fans of both America's Funniest Home Videos and its hilarious yet moralistic, Christian host, Tom Bergeron. Its commonly used by Christian party-goers wishing to exclaim their want to "rock the party" without the use of alcohol, magic mushrooms with stems two inches in length or Borat impersonations.

Guy: "I'm going to Bergerock your world, honey tits."
Girl: "That is so hot. I want to introduce you to my father right now. I want to walk you home to my house right this instant. I want to fuck you in a good way, i'm not going to lie. That one word was so hot, that I now want to throw you onto that air hockey table over there and do it with you. I want you to hunt my virginity for its water fowl, and when you do it, I want you to do it with the air hockey table... on. But first we have to get married to make the union of our bodies legitimate. Deal, home-doodle?"
Guy: "I was just trying to be social... You took things way too far."

by Jesse "Da Bomb" Bergeron May 27, 2008

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Berbered

1. (Adjective)- Having an impression of a berbered carpet on any part of your body.

1. "Your knees look berbered. What were you doing last night ;D?

by The Snatch Group 2 January 1, 2010

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Berber

Berber is a stunning girl on high heels, her favorite color is purple, but that's logical because she is so sexually frustrated. She always goes crazy on tinder and she loves cat's, but also unicorns. Her motto for life is "always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn" and she fulfills this with passion. She even dresses up like a unicorn every now and then. People always think she is moroccan, but she's actually a farmer. She's the perfect friend, except for one thing: she always steals your cookies and sweets (especially chocolate). So hide that stuff in your room when she comes over!

People: HEE, where is my chocolate? Oyeah berber was here yesterday, she must have eaten it all.

by Purpleunicorn November 9, 2017

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