Mr. Barber

The assistant-principal who works hard to keep hats/hoods off heads in the halls of Twin Valley.

"Where did your hat go, Kevin?"
"Oh, Mr. Barber, took it."

by Bruh413 November 4, 2019

barber slap

A singular slap to the back of the neck when someone you know recently has a haircut within the past a day or two

Man, this haircut is awesome but I've been getting barber slaps all day

by Dreamon313 May 22, 2016

Berzerk

Another word for crazy; out of this world; outlandish; insane.

That customer is out of his mind! Did he really just go berzerk over cold fries?

by Calexa December 14, 2017

Justin Beiber

The definition of horrible rapping. Can sing because he ain't no gangster. Says shorty way too much, when he is the skinniest kid Ive ever seen. Has deusional fans who dont know the definition of good music or cute boys. He should get into love ballads.

That kid sings like Justin Beiber

by No like justin beiber July 29, 2009

Barber Shop Throwover

A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.

Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.

by dustpan56 November 24, 2009

barbers surprise

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)

Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009

Thomas Bergersen

The co-founder of Two Steps From Hell, a music production company who make epic music for trailers.

The modern day Mozart.

His own album, 'Illusions', was released in June. The song of the same name is the most amazing thing I have ever heard.

His world music features beautiful melodies, orchestra, traditional western choir, and sometimes complementary electronic sounds, the most gorgeous vocals ('Ocean Princess', 'Femme Fatale').

Person 1: What's some good trailer music I can listen to?

Person 2: Definitely try Two Steps From Hell or Thomas Bergersen.

Person 1: I was seriously pissed when 'Infinite Legends' was used in that fucking Twilight trailer.

Person 2: Well, it's good for publicity I guess...

by PomiWells July 17, 2011