bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

by alex December 31, 2003

big boobs bertha

an unattractive or especially nerdy woman with large breasts

There goes big boobs Bertha!

by jv April 9, 2005

Bert McCracken

Lead Singer of The Used with a grungy kind of look that is really hot. Bert has an amazing scream..unlike any I have ever heard .Even when he cleans up, he still looks dirty...and thats hot.He also has the word crack in his name.

Bert McCracken.....thats all I have to say

by Billy L. July 26, 2005

berth

An entrance into the playoffs achieved by a sports team who normally possess a winning record.
1. Are sometimes wild
2. To be clinched

With one more win this season, the Cleveland Browns will clinch a playoff berth and have a shot at the Super Bowl.

by Greg Boose January 4, 2007

bert mccracken

HOTT in a crack addict kinda way.

bert mccracken is hot.

by Angela February 10, 2005

Bert McCracken

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

by Ashton November 17, 2003

bert

A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.

A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"

by Kate Roberts March 12, 2008