Bennys adventure team

Bennys adventure is a team where you go on super fun adventures with Bennett. There’s always good luck when he’s around!

Bennys adventure team assemble

by Ventishat January 15, 2021

Bennylations

REJOICE! For you have finally found true enlightenment. It is said that those who read the ancient wisdom that lies within the mystical pages of the Bennylations not only obtain the purest enlightenment, they also gain access to their truest, deepest, most insatiable desires. As of yet, the Bennylations have not been disclosed in mainstream media but those loyal to the cause are sure to reap the glorious benefits that proceed with it.

REJOICE and worship Ben for he will guide you to salvation when the time arises for him to reveal himself to you.

Phil: Wow look at him he is so enlightened. I want to be like that.

Dave: He must have read The Bennylations!

by Benny_B0y May 10, 2022

BentenDAPRO

bro is playing jailbreak 24/7
he doesnt shower because hes too busy playing jailbreak
when he cant do his contracts he goes on mass killing sprees
bro is 2 ft 3 and cant reach the door handle on a car
was caught making love with johnny sins

BentenDAPRO gave me aids
BentenDAPRO traded his family for 1000 jailbreak cash
BentenDAPRO killed himself after finding out jailbreak is shutting down

by AssDestroyer5000 March 9, 2023

Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.

I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."

by Jakatola August 2, 2009

Bent Over Rover

When a guy stands with his legs shoulder width apart, bends over reaching one hand out between his legs while rubbing his meat pole. The goal is to let all of your blood rush to your head so when you go boom the rush is bigger.

However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.

Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.

Dude had never been laid and was reliant on getting himself off, but was getting bored of just rubbing one out. He needed something new and wanted to go big. He had heard that strangling himself would create a bigger high, but was too scared he might end up killing himself so he decided to try the Bent Over Rover. DAMN, what a rush!

by bj_124_4eva May 8, 2010

bendy boner

When the penis is neither fully erect, nor fully flaccid; a half chub. Not to be confused with a bendy badger.

That girl's tits are saggy, but they still gave me a bendy boner.

by bdben February 2, 2015

Benry

B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶i̶t̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶t̶e̶p̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶c̶i̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶.̶ ̶W̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶r̶u̶l̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶P̶a̶s̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶m̶m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶s̶.̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶b̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶s̶h̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶n̶i̶b̶b̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶2̶4̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶.̶ ̶

Anyone has PS+? - Benry

Gordon Freeman - "Whats your name?"

Benry - Looking straight at another security guard. "BENRY"

Gordon Freeman - "Your name is Benry?"

Benry - Still looking at the guard. "BENRY."

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020