Bent Cock

Usually someone who is a plumber and runs out of L shaped pipe. Need I say more?

hey that Liam plumber has a bent cock

by connels a fag August 19, 2021

bent wrist

code word for a male thats very very girly or gay

Wow their are so many bent wrist males in here

by me82to January 29, 2010

bent legs

an insult used to confuse the opponent, usually referring to when someone is short and fat and/or a chode.

jim: nice haircut
brian: stfu jim ur a slag
jim: bent legs

by wowcsgo December 29, 2015

Funky Bent

A little more than just a case of melancholy, also feeling discombobulated and dejected, left in a state of contemplation.

In a state of feeling as if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, have lost your sense of identity and are seeking answers from God.

I am feeling a Lil' Funky Bent today, so tonight I think that I will take a walk with God and dance with the Angles under the stars.

I am glad Mariah Carey isn't funky bent anymore,her concert was awesome and she sounds better than ever!

by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

dead bent

To be very intoxicated .Mosty referring to alcohol intoxication but could be other drugs in the mix.

Man last night I was dead bent off that Hen.

by Meraleas December 7, 2006

Bent Covin'

1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

by D'Andre Creamer June 22, 2007

Get bent

go away or get lost

person1: "Can I borrow £10?"
person2: "Get bent".

by reggieocallaghan April 18, 2015