Bensoned

To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.

Andy was completely bensoned

by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003

benson nc

literally the shittiest place in all of north carolina. about 85% of the teenagers are drunken dope addicts and glue sniffers. All the women are extremely over weight, talk with the fakest country accent, and walk around claiming to be "rednecks" but dont even know what the fuck a 12 gauge is. all the men are also over weight, but usually do to drinking the cheapest fucking beer you can buy because they are worthless shits with not enough money to buy actual alcohol,and i swear they literally just fill up damned buckets of mud and shit and dump it all over their trucks claiming to have gone mudding. All and all, this place is literally horse shit, deep fried in cow piss, and smothered in the fucks i dont give about this place.

Here is a taste of what the morons who live in benson nc talk like:

Women: "HOWDY Y'ALL. IM WEARIN THESE PINK CAMO BOOTS TRYIN TA HIDE MAH LEG FAT FROM YA, EVEN THO I GOT A MUFFIN' TOP BIGGER THAN HALF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! I LIKE TA' SHOOT MY F-150 AT THEM THERE DEER OVA YONDA. DO YA SMELL SOMETHIN FRYIN'?"

Men: "HEY Y'ALL I'MMA GOIN HUNTIN TONIGHT FO' SUM SQUIRRLE BECAUSE I'MMA PIECE OF SHIT WHO CAN'T AFFORD NO REAL MEAL CUZ' I DROPPED OUTTA' THAT THERE HIGH SCHOOL TA HELP MAH SISTA/WIFE ON THA' FARM."

by LittleDrummerBoy May 3, 2014

benzor

To make a stupid mistake (normally terminal for the hardware involved) that no one with half a clue should make.

OMG! He just benzored my CPU!

by TheNameLessOne September 26, 2003

Benson

A typically handsome, dark curly haired boy/man with a great personality and gorgeous eyes. His female friends would use cute, funny, and sweet to describe him in 3 words.

Benson is hot as fuck

by BeNNÿ October 17, 2018

bensonbuddy

Burgereatsa youtuber also known as strike_burger

BensonBuddys fans are called burgereatsa’s

by PS4king February 7, 2020

the benson

noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss

that squidgy black's the benson

by Danby January 11, 2009

Jonathan Benson

The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.

That Jonathan Benson sure is scary

by Sappy daddy January 9, 2019