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There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.
Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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nigga-behind-the-trigga

Formerly a catchphrase used by that black dude in Full Metal Jacket. This statement could now be used to refer to a black person armed with a firearm, particularly a handgun.
WHITE SOLDIER
"You gonna be OK by yourself man?"
BLACK SOLDIER
"No problem cracka, there's a nigga-behind-the-trigga!"
by Dave May 15, 2004
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behind the counter privileges

1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.
I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!
by stevensc May 19, 2010
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Get Behind the Velvet

In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.
"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3

"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."

- Jason Green
by Johannes di Silencio January 9, 2013
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behind the camera

'Behind the Camera' refers to anyone in a film or TV show who is or was actively involved in the production of the feature, but who does not appear on screen; 'in front of the camera'. It is a term used to refer to those 'behind the scenes' exclusively.

It can also mean the director or camera men, who are literally behind the camera.
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest had top name people behind the camera, like Jerry Bruckheimer.
by Captain Ford September 6, 2008
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all the way behind God's back

A location very far away. To imply a great distance between the present venue the speaker is in and the area he is referring to.
" I offered Lennox a ride home yesterday. What a mistake !
It took me 2 1/2 hours to get to Laval and back. I wouldn't have been so generous if I would have realized beforehand that he lived all the way behind God's back . "
by Marc O.C. & Stephen H. July 16, 2010
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