beerlief

Unexpectedly finding something you need desperately in a place you hoped it might be but didn't think it would be.

Derived from the sense of relief you get when you desperately need a beer and you open the fridge not really expecting to see one but finding one anyway right at the back behind the pickles.

I was late and running out the door, but couldn't find my car keys. To my beerlief, they were in my pants pocket.

by gromit12 October 22, 2010

beerlories

the calories from beer

Damn, I need to work off my beerlories, let's go to the gym!

I've put on too much weight from all the beerlories, no more drinking!

by DoormanAaron August 13, 2011

Beerlygomist

Equal enjoyment of more than one beer in a flight of beers.

I like the bastard brown and the honey blond off this flight equally! I'm such a beerlygomist.

by gridhawk April 4, 2016

Beerflation

The price of a pitcher of beer went up 8.2% from last year at my local bowling alley.

This beerflation is killing my wallet, where's Alan Greenspan when you need him.

by Smokey the bear April 27, 2016

beerly

A measurement of time.

"How often do you go to the toilet?" "oh I dont know, beerly"

by Bumping March 3, 2017

Beerrands

Drinking Beer While Running Errands

(It's thirsty Thursday and you have tons of errands to run.) I'm going to go run some beerrands babe, I'll be home later!

by pEANUT pUMPKIN pANTS January 10, 2019

Berrley

It’s a new form of I nutted

Dude it’s nnn

Really because I just berrley

by teeheemypeepee November 9, 2019