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Beefy Chaos

A Beefy Chaos is an epic sex maneuver that begins when a man goes to a club with his pants stuffed with slabs of raw meat. He then picks up a sweet babe and convinces her to go home with him.

After ten minutes of dry humping, the female will begin to think that the squishy lump fornicating her asscheeks is merely the young stud's impressively huge, yet unerect phallus.

As the male continues to kiss the female gently on the cheeks, the female seeks to engage the full potential of the schlong. The female unbuttons his pants and... Surprise! It's a Beefy Chaos!
Girl 1: I got Beefy Chaosed again last night.
Girl 2: Again? Wtf!
Girl 1: Good thing I'm vegan.
Girl 2: Ain't that the truth, high five!
by Hollywood Halk October 6, 2008
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beefstew

A nothing nobody. A has been. A never was.
You're a beefstew - Riiiiiiight.
by Bons May 28, 2006
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beefy arm

trogdor the burninator has one of these growing out of his back, due to the artistic licence of one strong bad
"And lets give him one of them beefy arms..."
by Anonymous July 9, 2003
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Beefus

RJ Navaro
RJ Navaro is a Beefus
by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019
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beefus

Beefus. something good, ace, wicked whatever...because beef tastes so good

Or Something Powerful
Woah man that new Ford Mustang GT is beefus!
by Nathan Coleman May 13, 2005
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Beefy-Cut

A butch lesbian. One that is desperate for any woman she can get her hands on. The type of lesbians that you might see in prison.
Girl #1: Jessi kept telling me I was sexy and she wanted me to clean her kitchen in a french maid's outfit.
Girl #2: That damn Beefy-Cut.
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! August 3, 2007
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Beefy Blow job

when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear

creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me

Timmy:too bad

creature: *lets one go*

Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
by ginganuts January 30, 2009
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