Definitions by Bons
Dardan
A european man. the manliest of men. he's exotic and he loves to party. he's got more game then dodgeball so don't leave your girl around him. he once seduced a girl... her mother... and her mother's mother at the same time. true story. he whispers albanian sweet nothings in women's ears instantly making them moist between the legs. he is Dardan.
bob: hey have you seen dardan?
joe: last time i saw him he was speaking in albanian to your sister your mom and your grandma.
bob: fuck! not again
joe: last time i saw him he was speaking in albanian to your sister your mom and your grandma.
bob: fuck! not again
beefstew
You're a beefstew - Riiiiiiight.