BeFell

A Canadian pretending to be an American.

It's to unpatriotic to even think of it.

by Some emo dude on Newgrounds November 29, 2004

beel seeker

The act of sucking on balls

Dude that girl is such a beel seeker

by BKblo4 October 22, 2008

Beelzeboobs

The boobs on a woman wearing a standard devil costume for Halloween.

There was a big-breasted woman at the party who was dress in a red leotard, sporting horns, a cape, and a pitchfork. She had Beelzeboobs !!

by Johnny Tootles September 7, 2008

Beelzebud

Deathly potent weed, known to cause retardation if used in excess

Larry smoked so much Beelzebud that he has to wear a diaper to sleep now

by tulipsniper November 13, 2007

befell

A single, though sexually active "straight" man from San Francisco. He obliges in insulting pundits like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter, while incessantly wanking to Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11. Upon discovery of his Michael Moore fetish, the BeFell has since retreated into the forests of Nevada.

BeFell hates America, especially the crazy Mormons.

by concernedcitizen March 28, 2005

Beelzebub

All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.

As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.

by SKAAA December 25, 2006

Beelz

Short for Beelzebub, AKA the Devil or Satan, according to a song by Stephen Lynch titled by the same name.

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz!

by hotbuddha October 14, 2005