Beare's Law

The law of accumulating catastrophe. Often applied to nautical situations. Often a disaster beginning with one simple error that causes a domino effect.

Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.

by Aquarama January 5, 2011

bearnado

A tornado full of angry bears that hit the ground running searching for humans to mangle. Typically found in Northern Canada

"Dude a bearly survived that bearnado in BC earlier today."

by Forest fire fighters of Canada August 1, 2017

bearer of good boobs

When you have been blessed by the creator with a lucious set of knockers.

Anna - "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but..."
Jacob -"Good thing you are the bearer of good boobs already. You can't have both titles."

by TheBAMF84 May 19, 2019

BearFain

A bear fain consists of a 11 year old boy whose gender is unidentifiable

BearFain is a smelly duck

by Yourmom696969445 December 21, 2020

Bearen

Like a "Karen" but someone who is bearish on Bitcoin.

Ted says Bitcoin is going to zero, he's such a Bearen. #ngmi

by deztoshi November 30, 2021

bearbananas

a very aggresive person

axel: why is that person so aggresive
ryo: he's a bearbananas

by michelangelo the second January 12, 2022

Beardacles

Bristly, pubic-like feeling of beard hair being cuddled up against your soft skin.

Rachel: Get your beardacles off me!
Craig: Sorry! You looked cold.

by glazedpaczki May 22, 2022