Wet beater

A wet wife beater. You usually get one after an intense workout or a long lasting run.

"I was playing basketball for 40 minutes, my wife beater is now a wet beater !"

by Tchelomunhoz April 2, 2010

Beaver Stamp

To press one's womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag)

I'm so embarassed. I passed out last night, then Molly beaver stamped me. Now I smell like sturgeon.

by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009

beanered out

to add chrome trim to an otherwise stock vehicle.

to purchase add-on parts that are usually not necessary to acheive a certain "look".

also: adding crome trim to the wheel well of your vehicle.

pancho maxed out his pep boys card and got his camaro "beanered out" whith all sorts of chrome and fuzzy dice.

by upsetguy February 5, 2010

Beater Blocker

A condom....for blocking your beater.

Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.

by capcrunch23 April 11, 2011

Beaver boyfriend

A man who tends to your beaver. He is only a boyfriend to your vagina, and never you. He’s interested in causal sex only

“I see Trevor once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider him a beaver boyfriend.”

by Bigger Red March 24, 2021

stink beaver

a musky smelling female snatch that smells so bad it results in a derection and not even the stench of the poma sharts can outweigh its numbing effect to the nostrils

Zorro: holy shiza that lil whoRa had the worst stink beaver I ever smelt.
Labes: Sounds like you got cleef'd mayough!!!
Jonk: Tremendous Bro!!
Gnaw: Thank God that chica aint doin the ol bicycle smile
Stalz: Thanks!!!

by the dungallies March 31, 2009

stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.

Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.

by megazhanger April 26, 2010