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Bauerdick Units (BDU's)

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. It is actually a theoretical measurement because no one has been able to locate and accurately measure a Bauerdick.
The size of that pencil is 1.4 million Bauerdick Units (BDU's).
by Petr Czech May 1, 2009
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bauered

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.
by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004
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Bauer

(Verb)

1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.

2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.

Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.
1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"

2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"
by MarcTheReaper May 9, 2014
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Billy Bauer

A reference to the overachiever State Secretary of Skills USA

An overachieving person who is arrogant and likes to put people down
"That asshole move could only have been done by Billy Bauer."

"Billy Bauer rubs my belly and then says I smell bad."

"Billy Bauer loves Chelsea Gordon."
by Andy Bauer March 12, 2009
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zack bauer

the cutest boy alive.
adorable
hott bod
and he's my cyber friend:)
:) <3 god i just want zack bauer to do me
by mypie.xo April 17, 2010
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jack bauer

Verb: Meaning to open up a serious can of "whoop ass" on a person or group of people in such a way that it is quite clear which of the parties involved got his or her ass kicked.
Did you see that fight between Nate and Martin? Yeah. He totally Jack Bauered his ass!
by TscribeBoston December 23, 2006
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bauered

And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.
by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004
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