Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.
by Frunkle December 4, 2020

When a police officer drops his donut and you go to pick it up, but then he beats you while you're vulnerable because you're not white.
Officer Smith was enjoying his donut until he dropped it. Deshawn went to help the officer but Officer Smith was having none of that so he baton down Tyquan.
by k33pITr3@l June 12, 2018

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.
by Steev3d October 2, 2014

by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023

A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.
As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.
by EC_1974 September 22, 2014

"Shut up or ill slap you with my dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"
by AddyEV March 3, 2022

by Jeezuradick March 9, 2022
