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Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.
Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.
by Frunkle December 4, 2020
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baton down

When a police officer drops his donut and you go to pick it up, but then he beats you while you're vulnerable because you're not white.
Officer Smith was enjoying his donut until he dropped it. Deshawn went to help the officer but Officer Smith was having none of that so he baton down Tyquan.
by k33pITr3@l June 12, 2018
mugGet the baton downmug.

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.
Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.
by Steev3d October 2, 2014
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Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.
gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.
by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023
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batoning

A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.
As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.
by EC_1974 September 22, 2014
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Dirty Baton

A persons penis after having Raw Anal intercourse and getting poop on it.
"Shut up or ill slap you with my dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"
by AddyEV March 3, 2022
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Batoning

When you're out hard using your knife but I'm at home hard using your wife.
I was out batoning my benchmade griptillain and apparently my buddy was railing my ex-fiance
by Jeezuradick March 9, 2022
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