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Battered Cavern

Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
by e-rips December 15, 2003
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Battery Charged Blue

A very bright blue, almost electric, which people believe is a false color. But don't worry, it's a crayola marker...so it's not false.
by amazinglakeesha April 18, 2010
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Grab you bathers and lets go to the beach
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bater's dozen

The act of masturbating 13 times in one day.
Hey Matt, I heard Jason member looks like a red snapper after completing the bater's dozen.
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my battery is low

the graceful way to get out of an awkward cell phone conversation.
Johnny: So uhm...yea. Ahh. Do you like...the Beatles?
You: Woops! Sorry, my battery is low. See you tomorrow
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Battered Liberal

A term coined by conservative talkshow host Rush Limbaugh to describe the way that liberal voters are constantly promised numerous things by elected Democrats despite their history of using them for votes(this is especially true of ethnic minorities) yet making their lives more miserable in much the same way that a battered wife is promised compassion from her abusive husband only to have him hit her again, yet she keeps coming back to him since she feels there is nowhere else to turn.
The Battered Liberal still thinks that Hillary Clinton will fix the country despite failing at Hillary Care when her husband was in office, supporting communist nations like China, and her endless collection of pants suits
by cincyninja November 9, 2007
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Battered Wife Syndrome

A theory of multiple victimization using the "cycle of violence" and learned helplessness to explain the development of a psychological problem in women who are repeatedly abused by their husbands.

The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
I think he's suffering from Battered Wife Syndrome. He is a timid person, unable to think for himself and is tentative about making any decision for fear of being verbally or physically attacked.
by Joe from the OC March 18, 2011
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