Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
by Prudish Bastard August 30, 2013
Get the Bastardmug. Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.
My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.
by onlyi2i January 20, 2012
Get the bastardedmug. "You bastard!" Harley yelled at Ember. "Bastardized! You should be ashamed of what you've done!" She shrieked.
by CodeDalt September 5, 2017
Get the Bastardmug. ex) BJ didn't call me back on that bag. He is being bastardous.
by ~The Bastard~ January 5, 2009
Get the bastardousmug. I don't bastarding believe it.
by GrEMbOt... September 7, 2005
Get the bastardingmug. A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."
by ~The Sandman~ November 24, 2007
Get the bastardationmug. 1.The state of being after being made increasingly and unnecessarily lame.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.
by Ford Prefect November 9, 2003
Get the Bastardizedmug.