Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
by Prudish Bastard July 22, 2013
My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.
by onlyi2i January 14, 2012
by ~The Bastard~ January 06, 2009
"You bastard!" Harley yelled at Ember. "Bastardized! You should be ashamed of what you've done!" She shrieked.
by CodeDalt September 05, 2017
I don't bastarding believe it.
by GrEMbOt... August 18, 2005
A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."
by ~The Sandman~ November 03, 2007
1.The state of being after being made increasingly and unnecessarily lame.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.
by Ford Prefect November 10, 2003