Basic Bad Bitch

An 'edgy', delusional version of the basic bitch. "Live, laugh, love" posters are replaced with snarky t-shirts proclaiming her basic badness. Thinks her impulsive decision to by a cheetah print crotch-rocket is somehow less transparent than a middle-aged dude suddenly deciding he's a Harley guy.

A basic bad bitch is a basic bitch with heavier eyeliner.

by Vorshack April 13, 2019

basically

When you suspect someone of being an idiot, count how many times they say 'basically' when talking.

So, basically, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, basically, my vocabluary is really really basic.

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Basic White Girl 2019

Girls in high school who:
be wearing AirPods 24/7
got checkered van slip ons

wear scrunchies on their wrists
got matte phone cases
baggy grey sweatpants
long Nike socks

princess ring
go out for lunch everyday

drinks iced coffee and eats spicy Cheetos
oversized hoodies from Thrasher
watches Riverdale and Greys
has Kylie Jenner’s lip kits
listens to Billie Eilish
watches James Charles makeup tutorials

You know Krystal, right? She’s the most basic white girl 2019 like for real. It’s so annoying.

by Yourdaddiii April 29, 2019

drainage basin

A complicated and complex sexual maneuver consisting of the use of a funnel in which the male ejaculates into the funnel which is located in the females poontang.

Your mom and I decided to drainage basin when you left, but we couldn't find a funnel.

by Brae J Swagman April 14, 2015

basic white girl

A female who conforms to her surroundings and claims she is unique. She often drinks Starbucks, wears Ugg boots in August, and posts selfies on social networking sites every. single. day. Also uses hashtags that don't have anything to do with the picture itself.

Girl 1: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!
Girl 2: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Girl 1: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what

by burningred1234 December 11, 2013

Basic

1. Used to describe someone devoid of defining characteristics that might make a person interesting, extraordinary, or just simply worth devoting time or attention to.

2. Lacking intelligence and unable to socialize on even an elementary level.

3. Annoyingly frustrating because of the above

Oh her? Don't even worry about her, girl. She's so basic.

I tried to get to know him, but after I spent 10 minutes with him, I realized he was too basic for me to waste time on.

Is there anything unique or special about her? I have a feeling she's pretty basic...

He's probably the dumbest person on earth. Too basic to even carry on a semi-intelligent conversation.

I cannot deal with basic people. I get so frustrated by their basicness!

by wowlancer April 3, 2013

Basic Bitch

A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their insistence that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and Uggz boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of basicness. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are "hood." If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either suck you in, drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.

BB#1: We're not basic bitches, we are unique and special!
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!

BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm

by Iroquois Plissken March 24, 2016