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Beef Bacon

True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.
Example 1:

Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"

Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"

Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."

Matt: "ooookay....."
by One Large September 3, 2019
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Turkey bacon

I'm off that swine I'm on turkey bacon now.
by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019
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The Bacon Way

Finding new ways to hammer nails into ones dick.
This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.
by J-Hawt March 30, 2020
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Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
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Bacon Lettuce

A code-word for BL (boy's love, or yaoi). In this case, it means boy on boy sex in manga/anime/fanfiction.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.
I read some extremely smutty bacon lettuce yesterday.

Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.

Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.
by Arrachne July 27, 2015
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Bringing Home The Bacon

to have a large amount of swagger
that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real.

yeah man, mad pig.
by swine flew September 13, 2010
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frying bacon in the nude

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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