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by xercmercus July 07, 2019
by punk'd July 19, 2003
Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?
by Frogger April 30, 2005
The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.
by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004
by clicker_spock February 11, 2010
by @barneylovesmemes April 22, 2018
Mocking; hopefully offensive name used for gamers playing the Vanu Sovereignty empire in the MMO game Planetside. Vanu soldiers are dressed in purple.
by Pac July 03, 2004