Barney

Barney has the sweetest heart but nobody knows. He is in fact so sweet he won't ever fit in because its a cruel world. He just mimicries his surrounding. Thats why sometimes you might think he is a liar. Which creates the perfect juctaposition: Barney is a sweet liar (one of his labels).
Barney knows that i am attracted to him and i'm sure he knows my intentions are good. With time he will make up his mind about romantic stuff like that.

Barney, you rock my world. I never told you that a couple of weeks ago I tripped on the basketball court in front of everyone and fell on my ass while trying to catch Moira.
Feel hugged and chin-sucked.
🖤

by Krkič April 29, 2019

Barney

A single cell creature with no brain. (i.e. Bottom of the food chain)

by punk'd July 19, 2003

Barney

Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?

Hey kids beer is good!

by Frogger April 30, 2005

Barney

The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.

"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."

by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004

Barney

Barney is the best name ever.
If u know someone called barney they are from heaven.

Barney: hey

Random guy: (starts bowing to him)

by @barneylovesmemes May 29, 2018

barney

Cannabis.

"dude, i'm picking up a some barney this weekend."
"awesome, we're gonna get baked"

by clicker_spock February 11, 2010

barney

Mocking; hopefully offensive name used for gamers playing the Vanu Sovereignty empire in the MMO game Planetside. Vanu soldiers are dressed in purple.

Stinkin' barneys are at it again, hacking our bases. I hate those spammers.

by Pac July 2, 2004