FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT

Heavy from TF2.

Scout: I am OWNING you, you fat bald fatty fat fat fat!
Heavy: *dies instantly*

by Inquisitive Walnut September 12, 2020

im bald

A dramatic term used for when a person and/or celebrity is so good looking that the rest of your hair falls off from too much sexiness.

Emma: Omfg did you see Ariana Grande's instagram pic?

Meg: Yes, she looked so good looking im bald.

by cptnsw4n July 27, 2016

Make the bald man cry

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009

Baldi

That one freakin’ teacher with that one freakin’ ruler that smacks that one freakin’ part of the body that I shall not mention.

Welcome to Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning!

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018

Bald headed hoe shit

Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!

I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.

by BellaMafia March 30, 2019

baldi's basics

A game deciding to suck the life out of you by combining the monotony of school with the frustration of rage games.

Joe: hey have you played baldi's basics?
Bob: Screw that.

by SmartsoEdi June 12, 2018

bald head ass

When a person is in the act of becoming bald or is already bald.

Girl! When is you finna get yo weave? Yo Bald Head Ass...

by Ricardo A. March 25, 2007