Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005

five balled

when playing pool (english) and the black is sunk and a player sill has 5 of his/her balls on the table they must drop their trousers and walk around the table.
(if playing alternative rules then the 5 ball rule does not exist unless you make up a forfeit)

"haha! five balled you!"
*drops trousers*
"haha nice underwear!"
"pwnt!"

by fggg April 12, 2006

balled up

When you embarass, defeat, and/or humiliate your opponent in a game of Basketball.

(Used often in slang terminology on basketball courts)

::John and Phillip play a game of basketball and John wins 15 to 2::

John:Damn, you just got balled you up.

by DJV August 1, 2005

cock sucking two-balled bitch

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.

You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013

Balled Up

The state of being ready to ball and/or get down. The balled up individual is typically dressed in his finest clothing for whichever activity hes getting ready for.

Look at his watch, tims, crisp jeans, button up, earrings. Hes focused. He's Balled up.

Nice Jordan's, Jerome. You look balled up.

by john duffy October 19, 2005

Ballsdeep

Slappin sack on a vajayjay or ass.

I was ballsdeep in this guys asshole and he turns around to try and kiss me so i was like, "Wtf fag!"

by dark519 March 17, 2009

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!

bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

by DoWhatIWant16 July 19, 2010