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party balloon

When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.
So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.
by T-Bo January 21, 2005
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Awkward Balloon

the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.
Mom: "yes kids, the church director actually does have sex with his wife"

Nicole: (Awkward Balloon)
by Curly McCurls November 17, 2009
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balloon boy

1.a cunt bag 2. an alternitive name to FUCK BOY 3. a five nights at freddy's 2 character 4. a dong inhaling enragement child.
me:FUCK YOU BALLOON BOY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!
by theninjafoxx May 11, 2015
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baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.
The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.
by Etch September 6, 2008
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Balloon Shop

Balloon Shop- Most definitely the greatest youtube channel out there with hits such as

Hey Ben
Take it to the Next Level
Shake
Snack Pack
I'm Listening to my Radio, Derrick!

and much much more
Guy 1: did you see the new balloon shop video

Guy 2: yeah, dude it was hilarious
by Youtube Lover June 4, 2009
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Ball Balloon

When the scrotum is stretched over the anal opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scrotum, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scrotum, as it fills with warm fart gas.
Dude, I almost got ball ballooned, but it was too cold out, so it didn't work.
by Baxter Wyman December 29, 2010
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Balloon

A very weird thing that is basically a colored plastic sack of your breath to give your friend on their birthday.
"Here's a balloon for you!"
by Ekker October 14, 2014
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