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The baguette queen

The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette queen”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”
by Adopted daughter of god October 25, 2019
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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019
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Sleaze Baguette

My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.

Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
by Furbler2.0 June 16, 2012
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Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022
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baguette fucker

A term that could be offensive to anyone but more specifically French people
Spy:*stabs scout*

Scout:you baguette fucker
by raybeez August 19, 2022
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Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars
Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that
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