Is the most amazing person in the world. She is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. Her beauty is breath taking. She is everything any guy would ever want. Simply put she is perfect.
boyfriend: I love you my megel bagel.
girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.
girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.
by jmeight August 30, 2010
Get the megel bagel mug.Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.
Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!
Benji: What a badger!
by Banter Clause December 23, 2018
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When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.
Honey badger mode is:
1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club
2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.
3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.
1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club
2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.
3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.
by Cruncherific December 7, 2011
Get the Honey badger mode mug.Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.
The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.
by t pot October 6, 2009
Get the Badger Spotting mug.A rent-a-cop, a security guard. From the square shape of their badges to differentiate them from real cops.
I was chillin in the condo's pool with some honeys and a sixer when the f$%#'in square badger came and gave us shit.
by jakv5 January 9, 2005
Get the square badger mug.Someone who has no "stand out" features and who is boring as hell--just like a plain bagel--no cream cheese, no jelly, no sesame seeds, NOTHING.
Anthony: Are you inviting Janet to your birthday party?
Yvette: Yes, why?
Anthony: Ughh! Don't invite her! That bitch is such a plain bagel! She'll suck the life out of your party.
Yvette: Yes, why?
Anthony: Ughh! Don't invite her! That bitch is such a plain bagel! She'll suck the life out of your party.
by BlackieDC January 29, 2009
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