eligible bachelor

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.

Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."

by Ecce October 6, 2004

Bachelors High Five

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.

"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"

by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011

brown backer

when you fuck someone so hard in the ass that they shit themselves

dude this fuckin chick shit all over my cock when i gave her a brown backer and i socked her in the face

by dhbcvvbc July 22, 2007

bageeves

A synonym for the ever-popular pseudo-deity "bajesus", son of "bamary" and "bajoseph" of "babethlehem". The natural habitat of the bageeves is inside of a person who frightens easily.

John scared the bageeves out of that little kid and made him cry.

by better than me? March 30, 2009

Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

by bang blake December 30, 2008

backer classic

A song or other composition of musical quality with the ability to cause drunkards to break into dances including fist pumping, squatting low, grinding, circling up, hand clapping and pole licking. Will be stuck in ones head for 6-8 hours after hearing excerpts from lyrics in daily conversation. Similar to a backer jam but with extended longevity.

Rudy: I heard someone say "Turn Around" on the street today and had Total Eclipse Of The Heart in my head all afternoon.
Knute: What a backer classic!

by Jimmy Squire May 7, 2015

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009