The art of chopping up children into tiny pieces very carefully, disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on eBay for the low, low price of $19.95.
"Babysitting is a great way to show some responsibility, always make sure your tools are sterile and out of reach for young children."
by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
Get the Babysitting mug.When you go over a girl's (woman) house and THINK you gone get the drawls, only to sit up all night FOR NOTHING because she's playing all hard to get and shit, completely wasting your f*cking time!!!
Sitting up with a female all night and not getting any.
Sitting up with a female all night and not getting any.
Maaaan, I thought FOR SHO I was going to bang Tiffany last night. I didn't get shit! Ended up just babysitting her ass.
by Reggie November 28, 2004
Get the babysitting mug.Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.
Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I was had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.
Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
by Saints October 19, 2003
Get the Baby Sitter mug.A term of endearment for the love of your life, usually female. A Babykitten is someone with all the best qualities such as being: sexy, mischievious, beautiful, intelligent, cute and just overall amazing.
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It is when the chaperone asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure the don't end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.
It is when the chaperone asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure the don't end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.
by anon. April 19, 2005
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Get the Babysitting mug.When babysitting, the babysitter, usually a teenage girl between the ages of 14-18, spends the entire time talking to guys and neglecting the child/children she is getting paid to take care of. And, once that child/children have been put to bed, the babyslutter proceeds to invite her boyfriend over and make out with him on the family's living room couch.
Mom 1: Oh Sherri, did i tell you about the new babysitter that Bob and I tried out last night?
Mom 2: No, Janice you didn't.
Mom 1: Well, we came home to find her cavorting with her boyfriend on our living room couch! Bob took $15 dollars off her salary for it. And the next day, the kids told us all she did before they went to bed was talk on our phone with her boyfriend. We'll never hire her again.
Mom 2: that's awful. Give me her name and i will put her on my "not-to-hire" list. I wouldnt want to be conned into hiring a babyslutter.
Mom 2: No, Janice you didn't.
Mom 1: Well, we came home to find her cavorting with her boyfriend on our living room couch! Bob took $15 dollars off her salary for it. And the next day, the kids told us all she did before they went to bed was talk on our phone with her boyfriend. We'll never hire her again.
Mom 2: that's awful. Give me her name and i will put her on my "not-to-hire" list. I wouldnt want to be conned into hiring a babyslutter.
by Norma Jean Beckenheim August 5, 2008
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