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poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.
I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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man that arskeypoke sure is a bitch.
by fake tucker February 24, 2004
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Asker

A person who partakes in asking.

2. A Fucking Asshole
Man: Any Askers?

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who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.
That random guy:
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Me:
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Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

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Nobody asked you

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?
Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.
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Who Asked

a term used by people who gets absolutely no bitches whatsoever.
"Yo, I beat the final level in this game bro"

"Who?"

"Me, I just-"

"NO WHO ASKED YOU (slur)"
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