aspergers 

Someone with this condition may eat steak for most meals, must be the only on drive a white transport van during a vacation and likely will leave the rental house without telling any of his friends or family.

Person a: “Where did he go?”
Person b: “oh he’s feeling asperic again due to his Aspergers… he took the van and didn’t tell anyone. I bet he went to eat steak.”

aspergers by Martoon March 11, 2023

Assbergers

A reall smart autistic jackass

"You must have assbergers, you fucking cunt"

Assbergers by TheThiccAsshole January 3, 2024

AssBurgerMobile 

A pseudonym for Tesla, the automobile company whose largest shareholder in idiot-savant, Elon Musk.

Do you plan to by a Tesla? No, I have no interest in owning an AssBurgerMobile.

AssBurgerMobile by LaughingAloud February 23, 2025

Asberger’d 

Asberger’d (verb, slang)

Pronounced: az-BUR-gerd

Definition: The self-destructive final phase of extreme intellectual hyperfocus, where an individual—typically someone with obsessive tendencies or an intense drive for cognitive performance—begins to experience cognitive decline. In an attempt to compensate, they resort to performance-enhancing substances, stimulants, or nootropics, which ultimately accelerate their deterioration, leading to burnout, mental instability, and a state resembling severe low-functioning autism. Often marked by a tragic loss of previous abilities, social withdrawal, and an inability to function at even a basic level.

“He was once a genius, but after years of pushing his limits with smart drugs, he completely Asberger’d himself.”

“Bro went full Asberger’d trying to outthink his own brain decay.”

“That guy used to be brilliant, but now he’s just a shell—classic case of getting Asberger’d.”

Asberger’d by Karellen5 February 26, 2025

slavic aspergers 

A disease common among men of Slavic or Cyrillic native dialect in a western speaking atmosphere that can cause a difference of mindset from western generalized perception of the Eastern Europeans. Genuinely leads to minor cases of bad posture, strange tangents and difficulty with sentences and 4th dimensional concepts.

That kid tapping on the beer keg? Wide ass nigga of a case of Slavic Aspergers -Anyone about to see some dumb shit

slavic aspergers by Avid-Whooper-Fucker September 25, 2020

empty-boxcars train of assurers 

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

empty-boxcars train of assurers by QuacksO September 21, 2018