Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.
by polbo December 31, 2010
Get the Jewish House Arrestmug. 1. Having a face so ugly you should be arrested for it.
2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.
2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.
by Mahi-ism October 9, 2014
Get the Arresting-Bitch-Facemug. The rule of anything and everything a T.I. says being used against him/her while illegally being under surveillance.
It doesn't matter if he said what he said alone in the privacy of his own home he's under targeted Individual arrest.
by SamKSteele March 25, 2022
Get the Targeted Individual Arrestmug. A sweet feeling of contentment, when you have partied sooooooo hard, you almost have a heart attack.
by Bridget_bones October 23, 2010
Get the party-ac arrestmug. “This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”
by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020
Get the One second arrestmug. A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.
The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.
by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022
Get the Self arrest Warrantmug. "Yo Bob, did someone just nullify your cheese-block?"
"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."
"Coo'."
"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."
"Coo'."
by chew_skunk February 25, 2010
Get the Eskimo House Arrestmug.