Archaeopteryx, (archaios) meaning "ancient", and πτέρυξ (pteryx), meaning "feather" or "wing"
1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.
a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is the missing link between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.
b.) In the "Future," the Archaeopteryx III is the missing link between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.
3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do anal sex pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally recognized and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.
a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx
1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.
a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is the missing link between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.
b.) In the "Future," the Archaeopteryx III is the missing link between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.
3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do anal sex pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally recognized and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.
a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx
Guy 1: The "Archaeopteryx” was an amazing, genetically retarded (in a good way), flying dinosaur that taught all the other dinosaurs how to fly and evolve into birds like him and his hipster friends.
Girl 1: Oh, so you think that’s why the dinosaurs went extinct? No comets or catastrophic climate changes but a magical “Archaeopteryx” that swooped down and persuaded the dinosaurs to grow wings and fly around with him?
Guy 1: Yep.
Girl 1: Really?
Guy 1: Yes, the archaeopteryx is the missing link between reptiles and birds. Archaeopteryx was more evolved than all other dinosaurs at the time. He was pretty suave, for sure, but he convinced them to change so they could adapt to the Earth’s changing environment. Plus, flying is more fun than walking. Plus x2, he had an iPhone 3GS and listened to lots of house and dancehall music while flying above the dinosaurs, in and out of clouds.
Guy 2: Fact: Archaeopteryx is totally awesome and good at sex.
Girl 1: Oh, so you think that’s why the dinosaurs went extinct? No comets or catastrophic climate changes but a magical “Archaeopteryx” that swooped down and persuaded the dinosaurs to grow wings and fly around with him?
Guy 1: Yep.
Girl 1: Really?
Guy 1: Yes, the archaeopteryx is the missing link between reptiles and birds. Archaeopteryx was more evolved than all other dinosaurs at the time. He was pretty suave, for sure, but he convinced them to change so they could adapt to the Earth’s changing environment. Plus, flying is more fun than walking. Plus x2, he had an iPhone 3GS and listened to lots of house and dancehall music while flying above the dinosaurs, in and out of clouds.
Guy 2: Fact: Archaeopteryx is totally awesome and good at sex.
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Person #1: Who's this Archangel Gabriel?
Person #2: He is the youngest of the four Archangels. But be warned, he is very mischievous and loves sweets. But if shit were to go down, he's the guy you want on your side. He may be a douche most of the time, but once you have his protection, he'll make sure no one fucks with you.
Person #2: He is the youngest of the four Archangels. But be warned, he is very mischievous and loves sweets. But if shit were to go down, he's the guy you want on your side. He may be a douche most of the time, but once you have his protection, he'll make sure no one fucks with you.
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One of the oldest communities in Nova-Scotia, dating back wayyy into the 1700s. At that time, this town was quite famous. Now a days, no one knows we even exist. St. FX University started in Arichat, but was later moved to Anitgonish, where it remains today. Arichat has a very small population, where 75% of people are over the age of 50, 5% between 0-5, 5%-6-12, 10% between 13-19 and 5% between 20-49. Arichat is about 30 min. drive from the nearest mall, 2.5 hour drive from the nearest movie theater, and 4 hours from nearest international airport. Yes... were way out there in the middle of no where's... but hey, we do hae water, and a fish plant.. and the bumpiest, pot holed roads on earth.
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A typical armchair philosopher is somebody who is a complete know-it-all, usually a douchebag or self-declared intellectual. They always feel the need to seem intellectually superior to others, by continuously arguing about any subject they see in media, conversations, etc. and quoting themselves as experts on the subject. Most conversations with armchair philosophers contain their opinions restated as knowledge, false or misheard/rumored "facts", and other idiocy. Especially noted is how armchair philosophers typically do nothing to prove their intelligence: they sit around on the sidelines and make judgements where careful analysis is needed. Topics can range anywhere from video games on a message board to the origins of the universe. They are also extremely prevalent on the Internet, where they can act douchey under the guise of anonymity. This is a common form of trolling.
Armchair philosophers are named after the old stereotype of old rich men in robes smoking pipes, sitting by the fire, pretending to know a thing about politics.
It is also notable, especially concerning the under-descriptive and generic language and baseless accusations, plus the long-winded description of armchair pholisophers, that this entire definition is composed of armchair philosophy.
A typical armchair philosopher is somebody who is a complete know-it-all, usually a douchebag or self-declared intellectual. They always feel the need to seem intellectually superior to others, by continuously arguing about any subject they see in media, conversations, etc. and quoting themselves as experts on the subject. Most conversations with armchair philosophers contain their opinions restated as knowledge, false or misheard/rumored "facts", and other idiocy. Especially noted is how armchair philosophers typically do nothing to prove their intelligence: they sit around on the sidelines and make judgements where careful analysis is needed. Topics can range anywhere from video games on a message board to the origins of the universe. They are also extremely prevalent on the Internet, where they can act douchey under the guise of anonymity. This is a common form of trolling.
Armchair philosophers are named after the old stereotype of old rich men in robes smoking pipes, sitting by the fire, pretending to know a thing about politics.
It is also notable, especially concerning the under-descriptive and generic language and baseless accusations, plus the long-winded description of armchair pholisophers, that this entire definition is composed of armchair philosophy.
Jake is such a damn armchair philosopher, acting like he's known that Senate election candidate his whole life. He's probably never even voted!
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Armchair Messiahs of the world unite in front of the PC, whilst the real change-bringers go forth into 3rd world countries digging wells and de-worming orphans.
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