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Antifa Artillery Division

Alongside the tank, footsoldier, chemical weapons fighter, and signaller, Antifa Artillerypeople are individuals who work on launching milkshakes, bricks, high-concentration acids (usually either acetic, phosphoric, or nitric acid) into crowds of protestors who believe in literally anything they don't.

Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.

Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.
The Antifa Artillery Division is a subgroup of the Anarcho-Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Maoist-Frankfurtist-Luxemburgist-BLMist-Hoxhiast-Islamist-Jihadist-Vaushist terrorist movement known as Antifa.
by ChigginNiggers April 13, 2022
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artillery

When a girl is laying on a bed and you are standing on the foot of the bed wanking ur dankin and before the big kahunna you jump over her and yell "bombs away"
-The other night i was about to ______everywhere so i pulled an artillery on my girl.

-_soldier: We artilleried our enimies today
_guy: what a coincidence i pulled an artillery on my girl last night. You dig?
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Grenade Artillery

Grenade artillery is the drunkest guy in the the group, who the team sends in to take the grenade out there by allowing the other gents to move in and take the hot girls.
That sparky is pretty drunk.

Yeah man send in the grenade artillery. we might have a chance tonight.
by Morlond October 7, 2010
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t-asticle

a mid range door stop for a dual door system designed to stop the second door as it closes to the first door. The strip of wood that determines which door has to be shut first.
I broke the t-asticle on my armoire so now it doesn't matter which door I shut first.
by Wiley Burger June 14, 2010
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Artilleroid

The generic name given to a general type of ARMOROID denoting certain charictoristics. (From the table game war gamers play called ARMOR.)

Artilleroids generally:
1.) Are usually 100 plus tons so as to mount heavyier weaponry on their chasis.
2.) Mount mostly if not all long range or extended range artilley. (Also inclusive of large missle bombardment mountings.)
3.) Tend to have light armor because they are not regarded as front line units. Intended usage of this unit is to present barrage indirect fire and remain out of direct contact with enemy units. Note: The behemoth sports heavy armor and weapons but suffers from a lack of speed which leads to being over run by ememy armoroids.
4.) Has a tendancy to mount only balistic weapons as energy weapons tend to be line of sight and can't be used as indirect fire.
Player 1.) "I'm advancing six armors to the front ranks by the house."
Player 2.) "Boom! I had an ARTILLEROID posted 5 miles back who just salvoed all his heavy missles on your units. Your toast!"
Player 1.) "Arrggg!! I took heavy damage to two of my ARMOROIDS and your still way to far away for me to return fire!"
by armoroid 5000 July 29, 2009
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Artillery only

Artillery only is a meme that originated on Hearts of Iron youtube channeles (especially Drew Dunril) that refers to having no context and out of place aka where its not needed.
Youtube video: memes/ music/ reactions
Youtube comment: Now do artillery only!
by A really mad Jelly Bean August 28, 2018
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Artilect

A neologism created by Hugo de Garis that means "artificial intellect". Basically a cool word for AI.
If we put a chip in our brains a million times more intelligent than us, we become a cool cyborg; but if we develop AI tecnology long enough we will create an Artilect. For such a being we will create war amongst ourselves, for it will be our new god. Thus, we will be our own Terminator.
by Artilectual Thanatos January 7, 2019
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