golden afternoon

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

by Depressed kitten October 22, 2022

afternoon pooch

That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.

A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!

by von groovy August 22, 2024

Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)

“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”

by internetdad22 February 16, 2024

Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage

I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 05, 2023

Afternooning

(Noun) social event among friends between lunch and dinner where they spend time together –normally involving alcohol consumption– in a relaxed mood.

My Spanish friends spent the whole afternoon afternooning at Sophia’s terrace

by Rufus Willis April 20, 2024

Poop-Afternoon

An afternoon in which the bois gather together in a mass shit fest

Are you coming to Poop-Afternoon?
It’s a shame Sam couldn’t make it to Poop-Afternoon.

by Yeeeteyfnxheis June 03, 2019

afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 08, 2019