afterholidaydementia

The type of feeling you get after a long holiday and going back to work. You forgot passwords, names of people, mails, meetings, etc.

It takes a few days to recover and get up to speed again.

Hey Bart, don't you remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Sorry Daniele, I am suffering from afterholidaydementia.

by elbartos January 11, 2022

afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009

aftermarket

Parts made by an outside firm to replace OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturers) parts. Commonly used in automotive purposes, but the aftermarket exists in virtually every industry.

In other words, these are NOT "Genuine <fill in name of manufacturer> parts." The quality of aftermarket parts can vary widely, some engineered to be better than the originals, some poorly fitting and otherwise inferior crap. Caveat Emptor when buying aftermarket parts! But sometimes when the original parts are discontinued or the manufacturer has gone out of business, the aftermarket may be your only choice.

NAPA and J.C. Whitney are two of the larger aftermarket auto parts suppliers.

Quality Discount Press Parts and AAA Press are pretty much the only aftermarket suppliers of note in the flexo printing industry.

by Old Radio Collector June 10, 2007

afterbang

After landing a sick skiing trick you ride away all steezy and relaxed. Some people think this makes them look extra talented.

damn K-rob just afterbanged the $h!t out of that double cork 1260!

by HOOD_RICH January 27, 2009

After Sex Glow

The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.

Also abbreviated at "ASG".

Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!

Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.

by Chodious Maximus October 4, 2015

AfterDark

An account on a social network dedicated to the steamier or more controversial side of a better-known blogger/tweeter/poster. As opposed to one's public ("Daytime") accounts, AfterDark accounts are usually non-public, NSFW, and require a request to be added before these are visible. This keeps the content out of the boss' / public's / spouse's / lover's eye. The name alludes to what goes on outside of work, traditionally at night, such as sex or partying. Some AfterDark accounts include the words "AfterDark" in the username, while others use different or obscure names so that the true owner will not recognizable to strangers, but clear to anyone who knows him/her.

Some believe the name is also a reference to the After Dark screensaver, an early computer program of the same name introduced in 1989, that displayed moving images to prevent a static image from burning dark spots into the phospor of screen display tubes during idle times (nowadays, the term "screen saver" makes no sense for LED or LED-backlit displays).

His afterdark Twitter profile says "The private life of a certain spotted cat. Very NSFW. If you know who this is, and I know you, DM me and I'll add you."

by spottacus August 11, 2012

Sunday afternoon

The time of the long dark teatime of the soul.

In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about 2:55, when you know you've taken all the baths that you can usefully take that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the newspaper you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.

by James Sheldon December 28, 2005