Cock Amnesia

When you go perform Felatio, or any other sexual act and can't remember it.

Thorn, "Did you have sex with John Doe?"

Carrie, "I am sorry I just can't remember."

Thorn, "So you are telling me you have Cock Amnesia?"

by Minnaar September 1, 2006

amnesia

1. condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again

*After child is born*
Jim: "i got Amber back in the sack straight after we got out of hospital!"
John: "Dam she must have amnesia!"

by tennyz December 28, 2005

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

An awesome survival horror game that'll make you shit your pants extremely often. Made by Frictional Games. It uses custom interface with the objects, so when the player is running from the monster, he has to manually open and close the door just like IRL, and not like in Minecraft, where you right click and it closes immediately.
This sort of interface is also used on other items (chairs, tables, vases, boxes, barrels..). The gameplay is set in 1849, and the storyline is that you have to run away from this thing called the Shadow which can kill you over time, and in order to do so you need to destroy Alexander, who has the orbs which are in charge of the Shadow chasing you. Amnesia: The Dark Descent can also be A:TDD for short. It has a sequel named Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.

Daniel: Hey man, are you past the Wine Cellar in Amnesia: the dark descent yet?
Grunt: Mmmmrph no
Daniel: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Grunt: ...
Grunt: what the fuck man

by Jannyus October 14, 2013

Dining Amnesia

At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.

A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?

by Summertimefun August 14, 2009

Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.

I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental

by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015

browser window amnesia

A mental lapse occurring when multiple browser windows are open and you forget which one is playing music. This is incredibly annoying and may require you to restart your browser.

"Where is that music coming from!?"
"It's my computer but I'm not sure what it's coming from!"
"Well, turn it off!"
"I have a serious medical condition. It's called browser window amnesia!"
"That's not serious, you just found it on urban dictionary."
"Urban dictionary is a the world's most respected source for neologisms."
"You're right! You do have a serious mental condition!"

by jdaddyk April 9, 2010

Ambinesia

The state of non-recollection one experiences the morning after taking Ambien.

My roommate told me we drank a bottle of wine & wrestled in our underwear last nite. Who knew?! Must be the Ambinesia.

by TinyCB June 9, 2009