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Abandoned Snot

Traditionally, a discarded or soiled tissue.

Though used more in reference to a person who has got right up one's nose.
Abandoned Snot.

The no longer wanted content of the nose, or that which one would rather get rid of. Also used to describe a person you no longer wish to have contact with, or one who talks absolute cod swallop that is worth abandonment rather than listening to.

When his or her comments are of such a needless nature that they would rather better be discarded or disposed of.

"Christine's opinion on the matter was clearly worse than a blob of snot flicked on the pavement."
by Vivien Crease April 19, 2023
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Proactive Abandon

The act of leaving an event early. (i.e. work, school, etc.) A positive sarcastic term for a negative "get you in trouble" act.
It's Friday, it's 4:00 pm, and I think I'll practice a little "proactive abandon" and roll on up outta here.
by Ret Tihsllub June 16, 2010
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Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.
Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.
by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020
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abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter
The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.
by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008
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Abandoman

Abandoman are a hip-hop comedy duo consisting of Rob Broderick and James Hancox.

Winners of both Hackney Empire New Act of the Year 2010 and The Musical Comedy Awards 2010, Abandoman create hilarious musical sketches at lightning speed live in front of their audience. No two gigs are ever the same.
Abandoman are awesome.
by Abandomanic May 23, 2011
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Teammate Abandonment

When one or more player(s) leaves another player without any supporting fire. The abandoned player usually ends up getting mauled by zombies and dieing.
Damnit i got downed again because Mark into Teammate Abandonment.
by Smitty the man December 27, 2011
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abandon-ship

the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat
SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?

HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship

SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?

HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
by op_position March 14, 2011
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