Assapatomia

Cuming in another mans ass

Yeah Assapatomia in me YEAH!

by Iam dawg November 20, 2011

ASAP

As Stoned As Possible.

CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.

by JAHRASTAFARIII December 9, 2008

Fuck ASAP

A word used by blac chyna ratchet ass mother

I’m ready to get THE FUCK ASAP!!!

by Coldddd October 9, 2019

ASAP

Already Sucking Another Penis

Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.

by DEuro November 22, 2007

ASAPPMDF

As Soon As Physically Possible My Dear Fellow
A vaguely humurous way of telling someone to get their ass in gear.

Doesn't roll off of the tongue, however.

I only have three minutes to live so respond ASAPPMDF

by Mark Reed February 3, 2006

absapositivaloutly

More than just positive and absolutely.

Jeff: what is better than yes?
Steve: does definitely work?
Jeff: absapositivaloutly!

by Spleouf October 21, 2019

Absalutist

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012