Abortion

What the fuck do you mean “If men got pregnant, abortion would be legal”

Hym “You ever hear the story of the lesbian who dress up like a man to try and prove that being a man is easier? After finding out that her life was a lie and that being a men is (in fact) NOT easier... She killed herself. So, if women had to be treated like men (even temporarily and volunteered to do it) they would kill themselves. What does the abortion ban do? Well, first let’s ask what does abortion do? It ameliorates the consequences of a woman’s poor choices. Back to the ban! What does the abortion ban do? It forces women to live with the consequences of their own choices. Men already have to do that! Congratulations. You’re more equal now. We’ll get there. We’ll get you that equality that you desperately want. Now we just need to break you of that entitlement, huh? Because I’m the same way that men are not entitled to sex, you are not entitled to protection or respect.... or SEX for that matter! One lesson down! Two more to go!”

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

Abortion

If it's not legal; how are we supposed to feed baby souls to our pagan Death-God?

Hym "Quick! Iam, get in the car."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "I need to get an abortion!"

Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."

Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"

Iam "..........."

Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "...... You're an idiot.."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

Abortion

A term used during the titanic when you abort ship

Mum: what does abortion mean?
Laura: it’s what you say when you jump off a ship

by russelroberttrucksxoxo June 17, 2022

Abortion

The act of ending someone's life, Typically an unborn baby

Abortion Is murder and that's it

by 459395 April 9, 2023

Failed Abortion

Dream stans

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion

by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

abortion stick

Kitchen slang. The abortion stick is the unbent coat hanger, kept in virtually every commercial kitchen in North America, for unclogging the spout at the bottom of the deep fryer and various other odd jobs. It is an important tool, despite being a piece of junk, and it's very annoying when the abortion stick goes missing.

John (peering into the filthy space under the fryer): Where the fuck is the abortion stick?
Jim: Your mom borrowed it.

by nationalfilmbored March 31, 2009

abort launch

There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.

Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.

by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006