Abel 

bro looses aura every 5 seconds. atp theres no aura to be lost like bro come onn💀 but dont worry his hairline is not receeding ITS PROCEEDING LIKE ITS PAST HIS EYEBROWS ATP. like brothe uhhhhh. and why is he built like the 7 dwarfs from the new snow White movie.

"oh is that abel??"
"nahh bro thats the indian dude💀"

Abel by ehrfbiewbfiheqbf February 16, 2025

abel 

preppy woman with beautiful hairstyles

abel is a baby feeb

abel by tw33ie May 23, 2025

Ábel 

Super random and weird af, but funny and oddly satisfying for some unknown reason.

This video about Fat Magic Bugs Bunny fighting Evil Shaggy is a bit Ábel...

Ábel by Tyrione April 20, 2020

Abel Tesfaye

A guy that is 27 years old that goes by the name of The Weeknd. A legend was born on 2/16/1990 and that legend is Abel (AKA The Weeknd)

Friend: Abel Tesfaye is such a great singer!
Other Friend: I know right, the concert was amazing!

Abel Tesfaye by Abelxo_&_Aprilxo November 19, 2017

Abel Moodle

The worst fucking website that teachers will make you use. Your teachers will hold you accountable to every late assignment and unfinished homework. Imagine that friend you sort of know but never really talk to. He can be pretty helpful at times but he's a fucking snitch.

Shit i forgot to do my science homework cuz i pulled an all nighter for my history presentation~ student
Well too fucking bad, you should've checked the moodle ~ science teacher
fuck abel moodle

Abel Moodle by mr.doig June 1, 2013

Abel joke 

An uncalled for, unanticipated, overly sexual interpretation of mundane occurrences or conversations. Distinguished by the fact that it makes everyone cry out of severe discomfort, except for the person who delivers it; who laughs in a predatory manner.

Abel: I'll spread my legacy like I spread your legs
Everyone else: *cries in Abel joke discomfort*

Abel joke by objectobject June 20, 2021

Abel Prize laureate 

A very intelligent person, a math genius. The Abel Prize is awarded to an excellent mathematician every year in Oslo.

"You dont have to be an Abel Prize laureate to understand this!"

Abel Prize laureate by ScrunchyAlpaca December 14, 2018