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not worth a good fart in a high wind

Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.
That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!
by dmillswvu82 September 5, 2021
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A glitter fart

Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from
Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf
by Daddy Nature69 August 1, 2018
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a little fart in a girl

a girl who provides this smelly invisible substance from the bootyhole but it stays in the bootyhole
guy: did you have a little fart in a girl?
girl: no
guy:ok
*they make out in a romantic way*
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
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Fart a Seed

1. An anus so loose and wiggly that a family reunion of fruits coyld be held comfortably in the rectum
2. To have so many fruits shoved up your ass that you literally fart a seed
Cooper is so loose ge could fart a seed
Lindsey has been farting seeds lately. I wonder what she does in her spare time.
by DeezNutzInYoGutz September 23, 2016
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Dryer then a popcorn fart

to ruin your evening!
Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"
by scottdking February 10, 2017
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Fart a Dick Out

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.
To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!
by Billy_b March 31, 2008
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Fart a Dick Out

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.
To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!
by Billy_b March 31, 2008
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