Zaven is a cute and a idiot. He never will respond to your texts and will always ditch you no matter who you are. Zaven will never call you back when he says I’ll be right back
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Past tense of zelenky
1. When you have grandiose plans, but someone more badass than you comes along and ruins it.
Past tense of zelenky
1. When you have grandiose plans, but someone more badass than you comes along and ruins it.
1. King Leonidas zelenskied Xerxes I, and told him, “ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ “ when the Persian king demanded that the Spartans relinquish their weapons.
2. Bruh, don’t make me have to zelensky your overconfident ass.
3. Vladimir Putin got zelenskied hard.
2. Bruh, don’t make me have to zelensky your overconfident ass.
3. Vladimir Putin got zelenskied hard.
by Jonny Travieso February 28, 2022
Get the Zelenskied mug.The Gigachad. A Hero. Current pharaoh of the free world. He says a word and people obey. Everyone has a crush on him. His cojones are visible from the outer space. The leader of the most based nation in the world. He can joke, dance, lead a country in war, play piano with his enormous dick and does everything with excellence.
Zelenskyy makes other leaders look like clowns.
Zelensky is only 170 cm tall due to the weight of his giant balls.
I want to have Zelenskyy's babies! And i'm a man.
Zelensky is only 170 cm tall due to the weight of his giant balls.
I want to have Zelenskyy's babies! And i'm a man.
by scarlettfor March 29, 2022
Get the Zelenskyy mug.1. An annoying, but often times funny, male who makes extremely inappropiate and borderline expliciit jokes that often degrade the opposite sex.
2. A pimp.
3. A loser/jackass/douchebag
4. A nerd who likes to play Pokemon and who wastes his time playing pointless videogames instead of having a life.
5. An amazing friend who is always there for you even in the toughest of times, aka a really bad breakup.
6. Someone who you can always ask for thier advice or honest opinion, even though he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.
7. Basically, hes one of the best guy friends a girl could have :)
8. Sounds sexy on the phone ;)
2. A pimp.
3. A loser/jackass/douchebag
4. A nerd who likes to play Pokemon and who wastes his time playing pointless videogames instead of having a life.
5. An amazing friend who is always there for you even in the toughest of times, aka a really bad breakup.
6. Someone who you can always ask for thier advice or honest opinion, even though he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.
7. Basically, hes one of the best guy friends a girl could have :)
8. Sounds sexy on the phone ;)
Megan: Hey guess who I just talked to???
Miranda: Who?
Megan: Zyven!
Miranda: Oh, he can be annoying sometimes....
Megan: I know, but hes so sweet - hes my bgf!!!
Miranda: Who?
Megan: Zyven!
Miranda: Oh, he can be annoying sometimes....
Megan: I know, but hes so sweet - hes my bgf!!!
by shopaholic120 March 21, 2010
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Ur such a zeena
by Bobbyvance September 23, 2019
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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 4, 2022
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