Zealand

The coolest dude you'll ever know! Smart, funny, compassionate. A bit reserved around new people but a total riot once he's know you.

Wow he's awesome, he must be a Zealand.

by Izja March 6, 2021

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

by TigerToe August 17, 2015

New Zealand Nuke

Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand

Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

New Zealand Birthday Party

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.

Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!

by Rionox March 1, 2023

zealadin

1)noun: by popular recognition, the absolute worst tank in world of warcraft. proudly owned by the dark ministry guild on blackrock

2) to pull a zealadin: the process of not turning up to raids for an extended period of time, and taking several of the best items available to your guild at the time you return, then disappearing again

i cant be bothered helping the guild clear through this new instance, i might pull a zealadin

by lilballs September 10, 2008

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller

Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)

Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.

by Franco-Kiwi Loki! June 25, 2009

Zephaniah

Zephaniah a compassionate young man who loves to help others. His nickname is Ni and hates to be called zeph. a total Mamma's boy. But will all ways stand for what's right. Thanks to all his sisters he knows how to do hair and treat girls right. Very adventurous and daring. Loves sports and is a total player. All the girls love him.

Here comes Zephaniah . Do I look ok?

by S.E.E.D June 20, 2018