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Zeest

Zeest is a very gorgeous girl. She’s so sweet and listens to you when ur having problems. Zeest’s love their friends and also boys. If you ever have a Zeest keep her because she is one of a kind.
Omg Zeest your so nice
by fuvdubvf March 21, 2019
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Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus)

1. The theory that there exist one super-massive blackhole in the center of the universe. This blackhole was the first blackhole to form when the universe first came into existence. All other blackholes are pangenesis of this original blackhole. 2. Mono-magnets were first postulated by Einstein; the theory that blackholes are actually mono-magnets, possessing a north or south pole, but not both. 3. If the Primordial Blackhole is a North polarity blackhole, then it would have "eaten" all South polarity blackholes, leaving only North polarity blackholes in the universe. Thus, forcing the existing north blackholes that are still forming in the universe to flee from the Primordial Blackhole, in essence, forcing what is left of the universe to expand. 4. The reason that astronomers can not directly view the Primordial Blackhole is because light has an attendancy to bend around massive garvitational fields. Thus, a galaxy on the opposite side of the Primordial Blackhole, could be viewed from some other point in space. 6. The reason that everything in space is in motion, due to the gravitational effect of this massive primordial blackhole.
Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus):
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.
by Dr. Everet T. Pystrum January 4, 2010
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Zeus' Lightning

When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)
Jim: Dude, Grant got so lucky last night, he pulled Zeus' lightning!

Ryan: Are you Joking?!?
by shlock84 March 11, 2011
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Zeusism

Zeusism = the debasion of negativity, criticism, and replacing it with positivity and praise. In a world of yin and yang, we are removing yang from the equation. We are changing our universe by cleansing our individual lives of all negative forces. It's bigger than me and you, this is true philosophy.
Ever since I started practicing Zeusism, I don't care what people think. I don't care when they call me a stoner, or a tool, or comment on my two girlfriends. I just look up and say, "I'm Zeused ^_^"
by Zeus92 May 1, 2011
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zeusbag

Zeusbag

N. One who abuses his power to participate in douchebagory

Adj. -of or relating to a zeusbag
Zeus. He constantly has sex with mortal women, despite having a wife. He became king of everything, while Hades, the older brother, got stuck with a whole lotta dead people. No one can tell him he is wrong, cause he is teh king. He uses his power to be a douchebag. Because if this, he is a zeusbag.
by Zeusbag Informer December 9, 2013
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Zeeshanali

A person who is honest , understanding and loves every person. Most people think he is naive though. But don't take his innocence to be his ignorance. He will stand up to what he seems is wrong. This name in Arabic means "The highest nobility of Ali"
That dude has got the highest nobility just like Ali.

Guess his name is Zeeshanali
by Leo-star May 22, 2017
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Zeus

He's Funny, and Charming but can be a prick at times. Once he hears his name, he'll come running saying "I heard my name". He's hot and cool, likes sports like volleyball. He is incredibly bipolar and has very little commonsense.

But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.
R1 : Hey you seen Zeus?
R2 : No, but he's a prick
Zeus : I heard my name
by Rocksssssssssssssssss September 15, 2020
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