Minh Zed

A person who cannot be trusted when playing lol as he is to be defined : a fucking cunt

Minh play zed for the first time. So he decide his name was Minh Zed Rito decides to delete lol

by ducksumo November 22, 2021

Zed

Zed is a fucking idiot who probably likes anime and sips on his bottle of crack once in a while and sits around all the time worrying about life and his kids in malaisa. People annoy him about the fact that his name is a literal letter, and also similar to the name of a very famous DJ.

"Hey have you seen zed"
"Yeah, he is just eating his vegan meal right now"

by OrganizedVolcano December 6, 2021

Zed

Meant to describe speed or movement within a word

"That car insert definition-zed'ed around the corner"

by Joku_Mathieu January 22, 2024

Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta June 6, 2011

Zed

British way of saying an ounce/oz of weed

Equivalent to the american word "Zip"

dealer: yo what you need bro
buyer: can you pattern me a zed fam

by x x s ex x May 11, 2024

Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.

Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.

by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023

zed

their gooter is huge and sexy

damn zed got that fat gooter

by bngrfjdhvkislz July 27, 2022