Zed

in generally British setting a zed refers to an ounce of ganja

yo you tryna cop a zed of dust

by silly 😜 August 7, 2025

Zed

Early 1800s - Term used be invading french to demonize and displace the native Canadians. Commonly referred to as "Zeros" "Zeds". Last in everything

Look at that stupid Zed.

by Piceous November 22, 2022

ZED

Another way of describing a zombie in video games. Often used in games like Madness combat.

"Man, I can't wait to kill the ZEDs in that abandoned building"

by Max281B April 20, 2025

Zed

1. A character in the 1994 classic "Pulp Fiction" The dialogue goes like this:
Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"
Butch: "It's Zed's."
Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
2) The verbal pronunciation of the letter z.

1)Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"
Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."
Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"
Butch: "It's Zed's."
Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
2) wxyz (the alphabet)

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 2, 2019

Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.

Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.

by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023

Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta June 6, 2011

Zed

A dogshit failure of a champion may every zed main rot in hell

Zed trash

by Adc main April 21, 2022