Yonks

Yonks is the equivalent of a black person saying daaaaamn. Like that movie with ice cube.

Daquan: Yo homie, my girl just sucked my soul in the bathroom.

Homie: Yonks man

by Jacob is Brown April 7, 2022

Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 9, 2017

Yonked

A word to describe being as high as you possibly can. To elevate to ones highest self.

Dude, those edibles you gave me got me yonked last night.

by Yonk Mama September 17, 2021

Yonk

1. Pulling something
-metephorically
-literally

2. just as a random thing to say, like yeet

also my user on wattpad is @yonkinthechat

1.
m- zim is yonking my strings
l- i am yonking my friends hoodie because i want his attention

2. "YONK"
"whyd you say that?"
"why not?"
"fair enough, YONK"
"yonk indeed"

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

yonks ago

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.

by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

yonk

tryna fuck smb

“im tryna yonk”

by cookie monster . April 20, 2024

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019