1. Abuse - Sup fool, yo you's a faggot ass bitch!
Retort - Yo Mama!
2. Yo Mama's soo fat 'how fat is she?'. Yo Mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough, a seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs. The sad fact 'What?!' yo mama smokes crack, she's got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back. Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks!
Retort - Yo Mama!
2. Yo Mama's soo fat 'how fat is she?'. Yo Mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough, a seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs. The sad fact 'What?!' yo mama smokes crack, she's got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back. Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks!
by A Whyte February 20, 2004
as in yo mama not mine so back the fuck up!!
yo mamas so small she plays tennis against the curb!
yo mama is like a contoller you press her buttons and play her w/ yo joystick.
yo mamas like a slot machine the more you pay the more you play!
yo mama is like a contoller you press her buttons and play her w/ yo joystick.
yo mamas like a slot machine the more you pay the more you play!
by nerf-herder5000 August 06, 2007
yer mum basically. That's about it really. Need a few more words to fill this thing in.... hmm. Will that do the trick?
by Arthur Atkinson February 11, 2005
yo mama is so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and jumping on a trampoline and she went up really high and then sun started singing "We are family".
by stephanie nelli October 12, 2005
Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!
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Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!
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Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!
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by hanes July 20, 2005
A term of affection used when "mum" simply doesn't cut it. The person aquiring this name is much loved and respected by all the people surrounding them. They are loving, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, understanding and put up with alot of crap from their sons and daughters. These people are loved so much more than they realise, even if they realise that they are loved alot! Keep it real in the ghetto Yo Mama's, we love you.
by Homie in the hood August 23, 2006